Ex Media Planner. Former Account Dude. Creative Copywriter.

I'm Charles, a NYC-based copywriter with no interest in writing a screenplay.

Thanks to my Greek heritage, my bedtime stories were of Heracles beating up lions and Medusa forewarning selfie culture will be the death of us.

With these tales shaping my worldview, I aim to find the lesson in everything and tell it in fantastically human ways.

Besides writing, I'm usually surfing soundwaves in Logic Pro X, dancing across 6-stringed Fender highways, or planning flights based on international McDonald's menus.

Let's chat: ctheori@gmail.com